A living dog is better than a dead lion…
… Unless you’re at the circus.
Qualified Advice
General advice, with some qualification
Always look a gift horse in the mouth…
… it might have Trojans inside.
Remember that nothing comes from nothing…
…Except belly button lint, and either God or the universe.
When choosing between similar products always pick the cheapest option…
…Unless you’re buying safety equipment.
The simple things in life are often the best…
…Except when there is clearly a superior alternative.
Honesty is the best policy…
…Unless you’re a spy, or playing poker, or planning a surprise party.
